• I know, it’s been a stupidly long time since I’ve updated this thing. Believe it or not, events have been happening. To me!
• Creatively, big things are on the horizon. I know I always say this, but I really mean it this time! Intermen will be wrapping up at the end of the year, and I think Matt and I will be working on a new webcomic after that. There are also plans for a new adventure game (which I’ve been hinting at for awhile, I realize), the last part of the Tales of the Odd saga and… well, other stuff that’s even more tentative that I’m scared to announce just yet. Trust me though, there’s some cool stuff on the way. Also: more music, if you actually care about that sort of thing.
• I spoke with the Former Mrs. Sarcasm recently, and she mentioned that her current boyfriend was considering taking a picture of the cat I lost custody of in the divorce. He wants to turn it into one of those LOLcats things with the caption “WATCHIN NEW GUY BONIN UR EX.”
I love that we still have such a healthy relationship.
• A friend of mine has taken it upon herself to write my eulogy. I’m feeling pretty great at the moment, but perhaps she’s more insightful than I give her credit for.
While this is a sad day for some of us, it’s a happy one fo some other, those being all his ex-wives. AAl us to say that he was big internet flirt and that that was the best way to get to know a person. I like to think it delayed the inevitability of finding out what a dick he could be. I see his fifth wife is her in the front row. I’d ask her to say a few words on his behalf, but she just learned to say,”da da,” and I don’t want her to overextend herself.
I remember the day he asked me to make his funeral like a roast. I wasn’t to keen on the idea of saying mean things about him at a time like that. He then corrected my spelling and grammer like the grammer nazi he was. He even corrected my use of the term grammer nazi, he said he preferred the term “grammer facist.” After that I didn’t find it so hard to say what a asshole he could be.
AAl, I his 2nd and 3rd wives and probably many of you, met on the Bendis Board. I use to love going there, because it was one of the few places where i could go and talk comics and not feel out of place. It was there that I first heard the term “attention whore.” I learned quickly that if there was anyone that embodied that term it was AAl. I remember he took a hiatus from the board, he wanted to focus on his writing or something like that. I think he did it for two reasons: one, so he could come with new was to insult us, remember he was a prick; and two being the attention whore he was, he probably wanted to make a grand re-entrance.
We had to endure his huge ego for years, at least he was kind enough to be cremated. Now the pall bearers don’t ahve t o strain themselves from the weight of his head alone.
Thanks, Angel. I guess.
• That’s pretty much it for the moment. Hopefully I’ll be getting back to updating this thing weekly. Intermen will still be going up every Monday, and hopefully there’ll be a much improved website going up in the somewhat near future.
That’s all for now.